Showing posts with label Fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fiction. Show all posts

4 Apr 2011

Pets on Facebook



Off late there is lot of news of people creating their pet’s facebook accounts. I mean what for? Do dogs and cats really need a facebook account?
That’s ridiculous… I don’t find any reason to create my pet’s accounts. She is happy eating, playing and sleeping. Why to make her life complicated? :P

Well, but many people thinks making their pets account would make them famous. Different people different perspective…

Anyways that’s not what the post is about. Yesterday a thought hit me.
What if all the pets have the facebook account and they actually update it all by themselves?
Here now my imaginations are wild. Just have a look what they might update on facebook.


What’s on your mind?

Roxy(a Border Collie): Guess What? I am going for walk with my master and his girlfriend. And I have heard that his girlfriend has a beautiful young French poodle ;)
(20 likes) (50 comments)
Comment from Bull Dog: Hey take some snaps and upload on facebook.
Comment from German Shephard: Nyaah!! I don’t like poodles… they are too arrogant.


Bruno(Black Labrador): Guys, I saw a beautiful female lab in the park today. And what more? She wagged her tail looking at me.
(15 likes) (20 comments)
Comments: NO NO Don’t fall for it!! They always do this and later growls at you when you go near!! Coming from an experienced German shepherd.
Comments: Ahh go for it buddy!! Roff roff


Mandy( a Pomeranian pup): Today I again peed on the bed… For fun :D
(10 likes by puppies) (6 comments)
Comments from fellow pups: Well done!!
Comment from elder dogs: Bad Dog!! Is there any dislike button?

Boxy(a Boxer): I caught my reflection in mirror… Still wondering why my nose is so small
Comments from fellow Boxers: Ahh!! I am wondering the same.
Comment from Dobberman: Hey ask your master to pull your nose daily. May b it helps!!

Coco( a Chihuahua): Any ideas where I can hide a bone?
(50 likes)
Comment from fellow dogs: I dunno…try Farmville :P


So this might be an interesting situation. Right? However, the reality is that they can’t update on their own and thus don’t need a facebook account.

Just a random post…Sorry if I have hurt anyone’s sentiment.

31 Mar 2011

How are the movies changing


Old Movies:

She is running in a narrow alley with her handbag clutch tight in both of her hands. A young man is running behind her, flashing his sharp fangs, hungry for her blood and ready to pounce on her at any moment. She is running as fast as she could and already knows the fact that the creature will get her in no time.

All of sudden, she bumps on a strong man, who was standing at the end of alley, with a sharp stake in his hand. As an instant reaction, she hugs him tightly and hides behind her savior.

The creature running behind her halts and looks eye in eye of the man, who is holding stake. He growls sending a warning to the hero to stay away. But the hero is adamant, clutches the stake tightly in his hand, ready to pounce at the given chance.

The creature finally decides to move back. He turns and disappears in the night in no time.
The hero embraces the girl in his strong muscular arms and kisses her – ensuring that she is safe now.

Scene cut!!



New Movies:


She is running in a narrow alley with her handbag clutch tight in both of her hands. Three young rowdy men are running behind her, trying hard to get their grip on her. She is running as fast as she could and already knows the fact that those people will get her soon and there is no escape point.

Suddenly a car comes racing in their direction and a young, hot boy gets down from the car. His eyes focus on the three of them. As an instant reaction, she hugs him tightly and hides behind her savior.

The three men halts seeing the young boy and starts laughing. They know he is no match to all three of them. Then, the young boy growls flashing his sharp, long fangs at them.
In horror, they go few steps back hesitantly and within a second they are out of view running for their life.

The vampire holds the girl in his pale but strong arms and kisses her – ensuring that she is safe with him.


Moral of the story: Baddies are the now turning heroes, but the heroines are still running with someone behind them :P

18 Feb 2011

Greener is more happier

Sunday evening, I sat in my backyard listening to music and enjoying the fresh air. Suddenly I heard “Hello , Can you hear me?” It was soft tiny voice, never heard anyone like that before. I started looking for the source. Again the voice came “Hey here, look up, it’s me”

I looked up at the tree above me, and saw a pair of sparrow sitting on one of its branch.
“ No, of course they are not talking hehehehe “ I thought.
But again I heard same voice “Hello, yes it’s me up here”. And then I was horrified seeing a sparrow talking to me. Seeing my horrified look one of them came down on lower branch and said “Don’t be frighten, we do talk sometimes”

I was dumbfounded, didn’t know what to say to this bird.

“Hi, I m Aggie and this is my friend Anna”
“Oh hi, I m Sneha. But why are you talking to me” (sounded like an idiot)
“Do you know some place where we can find more trees so that we can make our nest in safer place?” Aggie asked chirping.
“There aren’t bunch of trees left in Mumbai sadly. You might find one or two here and there, but not lot of them.” I said.
She look sad. Both Aggie and Anna exchanged look of concern.
“We don’t want to go out of Mumbai. We were born here, grew up here. Even our parents and grandparents were born in Mumbai. Mumbai is so close to our heart, but don’t know all of sudden evergreen Mumbai turned into concrete Mumbai. We also have food shortage and water shortage.”
I felt really sad when I heard their problem. But what could I do make them happy? Our Mumbai no more has trees which can home all these birds.

I asked Aggie “Where will you go now?
She replied sadly “I have no other option, but to leave Mumbai”.
“What if we plant more trees?” I asked hopefully.
Suddenly her face lit up and she replied” Then me and all my family will come back to Mumbai and will make Mumbai’s atmosphere happy by our song and chirping.”

Are we not going to help these innocent birds? Will we feel happy to leave the place which we have grown up in? It won’t hurt to plant at least one tree to make our Mumbai green. Summer is really exhausting for us and so for them. One bowl of water outside your window will help these birds to refresh themselves. Aggie and Anna are happy to come back to Mumbai, but are we ready to provide them what they want? Even though I mentioned Mumbai, but every developed city is facing the same problem. We have traded greenery and fresh air for cement roads and skyscrapers. Little Changes makes big difference.

Met the right one yet?

She was talking nonstop about random stuffs and he was looking at her, thinking about something.
Why are you looking at me like that?” she enquired.
Uh nothing, I was just thinking” he replied.
About what?” she questioned.
He took her hand in his and asked her “Why didn’t we met earlier?I wasted 20 years of my life without you”.
God wanted us to meet few wrong people before we met right one. This is how we realized that we are made for each other”, she replied as a matter of fact.
Meeting her eyes he said “Now that we met the right one, I wish we get blessed with long life. I have already wasted so many days without you. Now I want to live every moment of my life with you”.

Her First glance

It was raining heavily that night. I my cellphone network was down. I saw a telephone booth on the other side of the road. “I should call dad, he must be waiting for my call”, I thought. I ran towards the telephone booth in the heavy rain. Dailed my father’s number...his phone was ringing.

I glanced outside on the main road, it was clear, no traffic at all. And then a white car stopped on main road. A young girl got down from the car. Nearby some kids were enjoying the rain...jumping, dancing and playing in the heavy shower. She was enjoying their dance standing in heavy rain. And then all of a sudden she took off her sandle and joined them. Like a kid she freed herself, jumped and danced enjoying the rain… I was just staring at her, as if something struck me.

Hello…Hello…”, I heard my dad’s voice coming from phone

I was not able to take my eyes off her. She looked so beautiful dancing in the rain. So pure, so elegant...

Dad, It’s me, Delhi from Maddy”, like an idiot I jumbled words. But I was too busy and engrossed in the scene.

Hello Maddy…Hello...you there?”, my dad recognized my voice.

I was bewitched and then I knew she was the one I was waiting for

Dad, I saw her”, I said to my dad on phone.

Who???”, my dad was confused on my funny statement.

My kind of girl”, I confessed to him.

And then she moved towards her car ready to go...

Dad she is going….going” I felt like losing her...


For those who guessed, Yes this is scene from RHTDM….
For those who would like to check the visual scene I am sharing this youtube video…Enjoy!!!! Some scenes best come out when acted....This is one of them.It is one of my favorite scene and perfect to be share on Valentine’s Day.
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